when I lived in a house full of boys... leftovers in fridge, dishes in sink, laundries in dryer, buds in living room. http://t.co/LLawQNo3z2

Tonight I'm rooting for another power outage during the game. #biggame #goball

This this thisity this RT @shoerust: http://t.co/7LSi8ZOuBk

Rawkblog just premiered the new record.

Stream it here -... http://t.co/VwFkxSSYVf

What you get what you cross an ? with ??

? http://t.co/ennKjxK3tk ?

The error pgs are ? too http://t.co/1hE6yREesc

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for all that bluster yesterday, it hasn?t even reached peak spaniel in boston

http://t.co/tDJLBU1fI2 http://t.co/5FOcYlA5aR

Love this @EarthCam view from @StatueLibrtyNPS's torch! #blizzard2015 http://t.co/s7xPQccU4j

Re TV shows: endings are hard

ust thought of this and checked to see if it was still as funny as I remembered. Yep. http://t.co/aLT07eAxx7

Dave Eggers on selling out. From 2000. Classic must read. http://t.co/hfZkptk1KN

I'd pay quadruple my cable bill to see the conversation on interview shows DURING commercials, rather than between them.

Being in my thirties means never bothering to learn what "fleek" means.

I recommend following @picpedant. An account set up just for debunking crap like @historyinpics and its many equally-duplicitous imitators.

I reckon I should tell yall you can buy the special here (http://t.co/R8n1NpYjOG) and you can see tour dates at http://t.co/PzREkUuERq

?The Genius of Moondog, New York?s Homeless Composer? http://t.co/RRQ4gWpTLF (by @zzcrockett, @priceonomics) http://t.co/9uUhP9EDzf

The TSA?s year in review of airport security confiscations: http://t.co/lDSHBCuoIz (thx @leelefever) http://t.co/6Ppu3Y8w9K

Sometimes you see someone's kid pictures and suddenly they make perfect sense.

Thinking about summer? https://t.co/xuX5jTlN2y

#Netflix needs to watch out for pirate competitor #PopcornTime in the Netherlands.
http://t.co/sFJU1sbPva http://t.co/NLkTjnQ8ug

?I need to sign on to the new @YouTube music services agreement or I will have my channel blocked.? ?@zoecello

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HAHAHAHAHA"@CBSNews: E-cigarette vapor can contain cancer-causing chemicals at levels up to 15 times higher than cigarettes, study finds?

BATMAN RECORD cc vinylmeplease http://t.co/ysUyoRl2Oj

Those icebergs may be melting us into a watery grave, but at least they look cool when they do! http://t.co/tIc8zJWGCZ

As a general rule, I find it hard to trust anyone who uses their ISP email address.

Sorry Microsoft we reached the pinnacle of hologram tech in 1993. http://t.co/vWPcRinxMn

Hot off the presses, here?s the first trailer for DEEP WEB, our doc on the Silk Road Trial of Ross Ulbricbht http://t.co/ijfbJZz0r2

ANCHORMAN 2 (2013): About 30 minutes into the movie, my dog threw up on the floor. It was my favorite part. (2/5)

NOTE TO FUTURE SELF: Remember to not listen anytime somebody emphatically proclaims "OMG, _______ is such an amazing time-travel movie."

Honoring the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. #MLK Apple http://t.co/ngqL0bym8y

In 2013, I visited Guantanamo Bay twice. It is the most American place I've ever been http://t.co/fCjzKysPCh http://t.co/duWHvqNSVc

This is the best Vine account I've found in a long time https://t.co/oNB4iGynXl

!!!!!!!!!! #damnfinecoffee #twinpeaks http://t.co/RKPl5cZuAG