Forever and ever http://t.co/x918cbqkLo

?[?] streaming Netflix he was getting speeds of just 375kbps, or 0.5 percent of what he was paying Verizon for.? http://t.co/ytwZ1eIDIc

Oh shit I think I like vaporwave

If Drake was fully white... http://t.co/wj35WIlegq

Sign Painters & Beauty Is Embarrassing while we work on our new site. Saturday Night wins.

people think they can buy some effects pedals and detune their guitars and they're suddenly mbv. well yes true but someone's already that.

Cosmo sex tip #7 http://t.co/izNOooDG6x

i suppress all emotions #dadhacks

I'd like to see the stats for the usage of the phrase, "?and this has not been confirmed but?" by TV news reporters now versus 30 yrs ago.

Trying to come up with a funny backlash tweet to the backlash tweets to the tweets making fun of a logo and ugh twitter is so haaaard.

FYI everybody the wikipedia article for billy idol's 1993 "cyberpunk" album is 7,500 words long and it's all gold https://t.co/TuQVqJT0jg

Amazing how searching for a movie on an online streaming service perfectly replicates the despair of visiting a '90s-era Blockbuster video.

100% of @vhxtv's top 10 selling titles are available 100% worldwide

Having a small child means you get to surround yourself with bright primary colors and no one can say shit.

?I could tell you that I still remember the playground swing I sat on when I heard that Chewbacca had died.? http://t.co/asuAC46iPU

seriously tho if you can stretch your imagination to "norse god superhero in same universe as spiderman" but not "as a woman" fuck you

still catch myself putting underscores in filenames like it's 1998.

Congrats to @brandonweight who just asked his girlfriend to marry him with the BEST flower ever - A Bloomin' Onion! http://t.co/JF2nMPTvWq

But I'm excited about @OvercastFM existing. More players means more innovation (like some of its killer features). Can't wait for 1.1 or 1.5

Here's a sneak peek at our "Summer Sausage" music video by our very own minnow80. http://t.co/fcFM0tFBBT

If you pre-order Spoon's new album at select independent record stores, they'll hand you a 10" featuring three tracks http://t.co/vgTVDnQWPf

The internet has made my dream a reality. Thank you @gracewoodard for showing me this http://t.co/EMnZVhhJTN

Don't worry Voyager, we're right behind you. See you soon http://t.co/96287DHyli

After watching sports I like to immerse myself in some fine art/ high concept work. Helps balance my day. http://t.co/J0tRD686oL

Finally, A Way To Find Movies Worth Watching On Netflix (@mjburnsy - @techcrunch) http://t.co/p3BhItntnU

And this is why I tell everyone to read Super Sad True Love Story by @Shteyngart: http://t.co/EQppJN8B7U

A better look at my work for @ElectricObjects and a few small thoughts on why what they're building resonates with me http://t.co/johaifw5ql

Robots will soon be making your iPhone. Will China make itself (cheap labor, little innovation) obsolete in process? http://t.co/AxydHLGlXD

Joss Whedon Wrote 'Speed,' But Never Got The Credit (@laurenduca - @HuffPostEnt) http://t.co/s0BUR2KFis

Tired of my brain

iPhone batteries don't die, they give you your life back.

RT @jakelodwick: Creepy face hidden inside an Aphex Twin song
http://t.co/D9cJy8kVm3 http://t.co/pxuCSinMin whoa, awesome! cc @dallas

What about Google Fiber? "YouTube, following Netflix, is now publicly shaming internet providers for slow video" http://t.co/CzN4jYcMM1

I become very uncomfortable when the "safety" video is on VHS #TravelPeeves #AmericanAirlines #SorryUSAirways

I'd like to think that the rainforest and aquarium restaurants in Opry Mills are engaged in an eternal war against each other.

Here is a "find the differences" puzzle
?@dannolan: http://t.co/R16Qtq0cqR?