When assembling Ikea furniture it's important to have the proper tools at hand: gloom pop and beer.

Why run Build for 5 years then stop? Better than I could have said it myself, ?No More Forever Projects?: https://t.co/ilORF5Z8Lg

What are your favorite "feel good" albums? Springtime, windows open, everything-is-wonderful albums.

Book launch party at the O Henry Museum starts in an hour! http://t.co/WmraWNC0ru

@jedsundwall did you see this GIF of the future islands guy? https://t.co/nKs6nYk3c8 via @annfriedman?s newsletter

Saw Tilda Swinton on the street last night. I would love to get beat up by her. #SXSW

We're hard at work preparing for some exciting things #sxsw http://t.co/ldQHU2P050

"We'er using SASS, Foundation. It's like a cosmetics class up in here." --@yewknee

How do we create a market that's less iTunes more Reddit? @adamklaff on curation #dh2014

True Detective: Law & Order style https://t.co/l76LpgVXeo

it is a CRIME that @mremansionmusic only has 9 followers on twitter when they are one of the best Viners on the face of the earth

New VHX schwag just came in. Find us at #SXSW and we'll give you a free shirt. http://t.co/CA1T4YwUI9

If you're going to SXSW, come see @Beaurichly and me talk about hacking bureaucracy on Saturday at 11am http://t.co/JsyXRuMQBp IT'LL BE FUN

My dream of finally hosting my site at www.jezburrows.wang is finally coming to fruition: http://t.co/SqVmt6Kjp7

"Don?t you want six seasons and a movie and a documentary?" -@dansnierson of @EW: http://t.co/BZ69w3P319 #HarmontownMovie #HarmontownSXSW

Fuck whoever wrote this headline"@TIME: The E.U. just set its relationship status with Russia to "It's Complicated" http://t.co/zcIM52W5iz"

Finally http://t.co/6tfgya4KLj

My working method: 'The work gets done when the fear of doing it badly is outweighed by the fear of doing nothing at all' ? @alaindebotton

Ate the entire pizza again, so ashamed, the rest of the night devoted to figuring out what song to self-flagellate to.

Autocorrect almost changed "trust me" to "tartar me" and I'm sad I didn't let it.

Amnesty International USA's reaction to the Oscars: http://t.co/rnsmJhpcTQ @drafthousefilms @dogwoof @etan009 @AIUSAmedia

Is this @keithparish from @RoyIra or @SergioRodriguez from @realmadrid basketball team? http://t.co/S1oqs8lbTJ

In hell, all the peanut butter has to be stirred.

Download 15,000+ Free Golden Age Comics from the Digital Comic Museum - Open Culture http://t.co/PiYa8fzEbH

The Beatles from above, on stage in Paris, 1965. http://t.co/BnUu0VLI6p

Now that the #Oscars are over, watch @timalamo pee in his pants in the name of #CheapThrills. Share to Dare for more: http://t.co/aH9DprUMla

Why isn't there an Oscar for Best Title Design? #Oscars

Unsolicited opinion of a televised event #tweet

Bill Murray looks like he fell into a bramble bush and it makes me love him even more. #Oscars2014

On the red carpet for @theActOfKilling http://t.co/9uTD6ubBTe

?Cadillac Made A Commercial About The American Dream, And It's A Nightmare? http://t.co/4hfNFwigtI

Jared Leto Colega. #Oscars2014 http://t.co/M4eM6GBItc

I live in Texas but when they caught McConaughay on the red carpet just now, my son said, "Is he speaking English?" #Oscars2014

?David O?Russell: the Actor Whisperer? Jenny-from-the-block-Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence is going to fall down, peepee and queef this year on stage.

I want to start a Precedents Day, but it's tough because there's never been one before.

Absolutely loving this new @photoopsmusic video for "Chameleons." Great song and those vibrant colors take me there http://t.co/3xLBBzYMdK

Oh it probably looks fine when you zoom ou?ARE YOU SHITTING ME http://t.co/UjAmauQC6v

InDesign CC, we're not going to get along if you claim that this shape is aligned to the top left of this margin. http://t.co/eeFzR17d1w

Fan of enjoyment? Pre-Order Mistaken For Strangers direct from The National in anticipation of having much of it! http://t.co/u8JiBQvCF6

Chinese bootleg of OLDBOY remake features the best review quote. http://t.co/tdV4vTgsMl

Well these GIFs just brightened up my day. http://t.co/iSP4W2TVQ5

I thought my fellow Type A boss would loooove the way I meticulously organized the coffee mugs but nooooo she gotta dig for her favorite.

An Internet-enabled washing machine sounds pretty silly, and then @bergcloud makes you want one. http://t.co/34jaLD5oOF

Free fact. RT @j2labs: Ladies and gentleman, @caseypugh http://t.co/baTE4ph11Y