I'd pay quadruple my cable bill to see the conversation on interview shows DURING commercials, rather than between them.

Being in my thirties means never bothering to learn what "fleek" means.

I recommend following @picpedant. An account set up just for debunking crap like @historyinpics and its many equally-duplicitous imitators.

I reckon I should tell yall you can buy the special here (http://t.co/R8n1NpYjOG) and you can see tour dates at http://t.co/PzREkUuERq

?The Genius of Moondog, New York?s Homeless Composer? http://t.co/RRQ4gWpTLF (by @zzcrockett, @priceonomics) http://t.co/9uUhP9EDzf

The TSA?s year in review of airport security confiscations: http://t.co/lDSHBCuoIz (thx @leelefever) http://t.co/6Ppu3Y8w9K

Sometimes you see someone's kid pictures and suddenly they make perfect sense.

Thinking about summer? https://t.co/xuX5jTlN2y

#Netflix needs to watch out for pirate competitor #PopcornTime in the Netherlands.
http://t.co/sFJU1sbPva http://t.co/NLkTjnQ8ug

?I need to sign on to the new @YouTube music services agreement or I will have my channel blocked.? ?@zoecello

http://t.co/2lEkKm74qw

HAHAHAHAHA"@CBSNews: E-cigarette vapor can contain cancer-causing chemicals at levels up to 15 times higher than cigarettes, study finds?

BATMAN RECORD cc vinylmeplease http://t.co/ysUyoRl2Oj

Those icebergs may be melting us into a watery grave, but at least they look cool when they do! http://t.co/tIc8zJWGCZ

As a general rule, I find it hard to trust anyone who uses their ISP email address.

Sorry Microsoft we reached the pinnacle of hologram tech in 1993. http://t.co/vWPcRinxMn

Hot off the presses, here?s the first trailer for DEEP WEB, our doc on the Silk Road Trial of Ross Ulbricbht http://t.co/ijfbJZz0r2

ANCHORMAN 2 (2013): About 30 minutes into the movie, my dog threw up on the floor. It was my favorite part. (2/5)

NOTE TO FUTURE SELF: Remember to not listen anytime somebody emphatically proclaims "OMG, _______ is such an amazing time-travel movie."

Honoring the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. #MLK Apple http://t.co/ngqL0bym8y

In 2013, I visited Guantanamo Bay twice. It is the most American place I've ever been http://t.co/fCjzKysPCh http://t.co/duWHvqNSVc

This is the best Vine account I've found in a long time https://t.co/oNB4iGynXl

!!!!!!!!!! #damnfinecoffee #twinpeaks http://t.co/RKPl5cZuAG

Time and commitment is usually rewarded

#Prince RT @YrBFF: GRAND BUDAPRINCE HOTEL http://t.co/BPo4FGL1xS

#GoldenGlobes | BIRDMAN (2014) DoP: Emmanuel Lubezki | Director: Alejandro Gonz

Did 'Too Many Cooks' win anything yet? #goldengoblets

outer space is so screwed. http://t.co/9ndd3nLhFZ

Tibetan Mastiff Puppy http://t.co/zrzK6Ngypp

On @austinkleon's advice, I'm writing about every book I read this year. Uno: Wodehouse. http://t.co/FcTGCFIMaJ

?Caller Go Ahead?, A New Podcast Consisting of Voice Messages Left at a Publicly Available Phone Number http://t.co/zDh8iiJXBp

GREAT post about gender in comedy (& kids films) from BoJack Horseman creator. So great hearing this from a dude! http://t.co/mhjlXxrHrQ

jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people.

Newly released Talking Heads live 1980 footage. Will be watching this in full tonight. http://t.co/CIdLdIDiwx

Huge inspiration folder dump. ? http://t.co/oFksZcHEwf