Cover art by Dax Norman. Hard to pick from everything on Giphy, go take an enjoyable scroll through that one. On to some delightful distractions for you...

• Jamiroquai + Sony MD, 1996 - forget that Beefeater remake, immerse yourself in the insanity of Sony MiniDisc commercials from 1996. There's so many of them. They're all ridiculous.
• QVC Debates the Moon - there's a lot going on here and all of it is maddening.
• Punk Compilation - the acting is phenomenally cringe but the actual song selections are baffling! Literally no one involved with this had any idea what these words meant.
• The Slipnutz Open for Slipknot - a vintage Conan piece. Completely stupid but a helluva payoff at the end.
• Freak on a Leash with Orchestra - just need you to know this exists. And, yes, there is an abrupt cut at 2:30 for the gibberish scating.
• If Other Metallica Songs Had the St. Anger Snare - I have zero opinion about Metallica's album St. Anger or what the snare sounds like but I really enjoy that someone made this.
• Highest Jumping Dog in Ontario - this is what the Internet was made for.