Given that this article about Tom Schiller\'s semi-lost movie Nothing Lasts Forever was posted on April 1st, I sort of assumed there was no way it was legit... especially considering this description:

Nothing Lasts Forever, unfolds in an alternate universe: California is in ruins after a major earthquake, general strikes have prompted the New York Port Authority to assume martial control of Manhattan, and the moon is now a secret shopping destination for the elderly, who get there via an intergalactic bus operated by Bill Murray.

Someone please tell me you\'ve seen this and have a fuzzy VHS bootleg you\'re willing to loan out.