Friday videos - April 1st, 2016 (No Joke Edition)

It's April Fools Day, so I am sure there will be no shortage of absurd, hilarious, ridiculous and dumb news items making the rounds. Unfortunately, there's none of that to be found here! I'm doing my best to stay on track for a relaunch on May 1st, which means no time for jokes!

On to the distractions!

• Tumbleweed on Treadmill - thank you @RossIngram, I agree; "What a time to be alive."
• Robert's Incredible Wheel of Fortune - I don't know what it takes to be considered a Master of the Wheel, but this guy has it all.
• How to Clean Up a House - from /r/YouTubeHaiku, here's 12 seconds of stupid video.
• Kevin Gates on Everything - there's some strong NSFW language in here but the gems of insight peppered throughout really make it worth it. "I got 99 attributes" is certainly my favorite.
• The Maker - I was going to say this was "clearly parody" but it's so on the nose, I wouldn't even be shocked if it was legit.
• Pick up the Phone - a classic from waverly flams. Sometimes it's good to revisit the archives.
• Edible Miniature "Dougnut" - I've seen these videos before and there's something so transfixing and bizarre about them. I equally respect the sheer talent of making something so tiny and the complete absurdity of the undertaking.
• Tumbleweed on Treadmill - just revisit this and make sure you put it on loop. I suggest the classic Chad Pugh style Mashup Version.

For further distractions, I recommend this thread or this playlist culled from it.