Friday Videos - Feb 1st, 2019

This Sunday, Feb 3rd, I turn forty years old. I've got plenty of thoughts about such a thing but I won't bother with trying to eloquently express them here as this blog is certainly not known to be a haven of eloquence. However, I will say, it's a mixed bag of melancholy and excitement. My younger self didn't foresee 40 in the way it's actually turned out and I'm 100% comfortable with that. Younger selves don't know a damn thing.

But thanks for reading! I've been doing this blog since my 20's and it's crazy to think I'm still at it. With that being said, here's some healthy distractions:

• Say I'm Pretty commercial - hey, I made a little ad for the Patrick Damphier record I helped put out!
• King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Cyboogie - you may have seen this posted previously but this band, a favorite of mine, has officially entered their TRANS era.
• Deluxe Horoscopes for February - as far as I'm concerned, this is quality Internet right here. Don't know what it is. Don't want to know more. Just want to enjoy the oddity.
• Fat Juul Rip - less on the quality side, more on the stupidity enjoyment.
• Steve Buscemi + Jennifer Lawrence Mashup - in the future, nothing is real.
• Almost Struck By Lightning compilation - remember, death is all around you. At least stay for the tree strike about a minute in, unreal (but real).
• Chonky boi on escalator - and, just like that, delight embraces you.