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Awkward Stock Video

posted August 16, 2012 #

Awkward Stock Video
I should probably be saving this for Friday entertainment but Awkward Stock Video is too ridiculous not to share right away. The tumblog is a simple repository of, you guessed it, awkward stock videos. They range from the baffling to the truly creepy to best thing ever. Hopefully new stuff is continually added but even if it stops at the limited amount that's up there now, I'd be fully amused.

Brought to you by Casey and KK.

Friday Videos - Aug 10th, 2012

posted August 10, 2012 #

I had a helluva week up in NY with my new pals at VHX but, unfortunately, didn't have a ton of time to browse. So, this weeks playlist, while solid, may be a little on the light side. Let's get to it. Bonus Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - August 3rd, 2012

posted August 3, 2012 #

I'm in continuous celebration of my new employment at VHX. Hopefully you can take off work early today, grab a treat and join me. It's the weekend! This week's playlist might be a little heavy on the animal videos. So, if you're one of those weirdos that doesn't get enjoyment out of animals being silly, don't fret.. there's plenty of non-animal absurdity in here too.
  • Baby Wombat - it's the cover gif but in video form. Aka Perfect Cuteness.
  • Cat Shopping - sometimes you just need to loop a video a few times to make it totally perfect.
  • Natural Thing - animals like to chase laser lights. This video proves it.
  • PSY - Gangham Style - I was going to suggest you mute the music and just enjoy the ridiculousness of this video but then you'd miss out on this Korean rapper saying what sounds like "Condom Star" over and over. Every shot in this video could be its own perfectly amusing animated gif.
  • Excited Train Guy - I love the unbridled, legitimate, enthusiasm this guy has for this train. Unreal.
  • Slim Chance Surplus Sales - intentionally awkward local commercial done with a Hee-Haw sense of humor. Approved.
  • Green Linez - Hibiscus Pacific - I saw this last week and was tempted to share. I didn't and I regret it. This bizarre video has haunted me for a week. So weird, in the best way.
  • Stewart Lee - Rap Singers - endurance challenge. How far do you make it into this hour clip?
  • Moonwalking Nyan Cat - rarely do I see such greatness.
BONUS: Have a great weekend!

VHX: I am One

posted July 30, 2012 #

It's no secret that I've been smitten with VHX for a long time. Friday Videos have been VHX Powered since last September, I browse the social side of the site every day, and I even helped them launch the Aziz Ansari site.

So, with all that in mind, I'm overjoyed to announce that I'm now officially employed alongside Casey, Jamie, Chad and Steve in the further development of all things VHX. There's a whole lot up our sleeves and I'm excited to work on every aspect of it (and to share the fruits with you).

If you're not already, go follow @VHXtv to get tasty video treats and the latest announcements about new VHX Powered offerings.

Friday Videos - July 27th, 2012

posted July 27, 2012 #

It's that time again! Friday Videos! I dunno what it is about this week's selections but I'm rather proud of the them. The Internet really delivered in the Weird + Funny department the last seven days. Let's all give ourselves a collective pat on the back.
  • Pinkle Tank - Get Tankled Promo - I don't know what a Pinkle Tank is and I don't know what "Getting Tankled" is but they both sound highly inappropriate for a kids band. Either way, they've been added to my vocabulary for everyday usage. Thanks Paul.
  • Skull Trumpet Remix - almost as good as the original and that's saying a lot.
  • Canine Fireman's Carry - in Russia, dog carries cat!
  • Ralphisms - granted, this compilation of Ralph Wiggum phrases isn't new to the Interweb (posted back in 2010) but it's one of those videos you should never tire of watching. There's a dog in the vent!
  • ORCumentary - BLOOD - If someone told me to head to the nearest Hot Topic to see a one-man keyboard sludgecore band perform I wouldn't expect something this great.
  • Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind - Mitt Romney needs original music for the campaign trail, this is one man's contribution. It doesn't get super awesome until he starts singing. Something about it feels familiar.
  • Adventure Time Tribute - I've never seen a single episode of Adventure Time but I love this style and overall vibe so much I'm sharing it anyway.
  • Bees in the Mosh Pit - I don't want any explanation why this exists. Just enjoy.
If you still need some more funny, watch Celebrities Read Tweets About Themselves, Zach Galifianakis host Late Night or the July 2012 FAIL Compilation.

Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - July 20th, 2012

posted July 20, 2012 #

Finally, it's the weekend! Enjoy this playlist and think about sneaking out of work early.
  • Jump Fail (Recorder Version) - It's official, this is the greatest soundtrack to anything but especially people falling over. Thank you Paul.
  • Michael Bolton and Kenny G Shred - I never tire of these "Shreds" videos. Always amusing. Thank you Keith.
  • Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Trailer - the first episode of this is now available to watch online. It's just Jerry Seinfeld and another comedian having a chat - not a groundbreaking format but a tried and true one. It's great.
  • Sullivan and Marks Graphics Demo Reel - 1978 - I love looking at these vintage bumpers and marveling at the fact that they were done without After Effects or Final Cut or, really, any computer assistance whatsoever.
  • Parking Woman Celebrated By Drunk Fans - I can imagine this being the worst experience in the world if you were the driver but, as a bystander, it's kinda funny. Especially the whistle.
  • Men Throwing Rocks With The Other Hand - try this out over the weekend. I guarantee you look just as ridiculous.
  • 8-Bit "Deal With It" Cat - I really wish this didn't have the dumb bumper at the start and end (so it was more Nyan-esque) but the animation is quite amusing. If you like psychedelic 8-bit cat animations, that is.
  • Mr Wizard Is A Dick - I did not watch Mr. Wizard as a kid but it really seems like he did not care for children or for having a television show.
  • The Evolution of PC Games - music and video comprised entirely of elements from old games. In my opinion, the older the game, the better. By 1:30 you've left the Golden Era but it's still entertaining.
  • Michael - I don't want to know anything else about this except that it exists and that I can watch it a hundred times today.
Have a great weekend!!

Friday Videos - July 13th, 2012

posted July 13, 2012 #

Because I'm off to New Orleans this weekend I'm actually posting this collection of videos from the past for your enjoyment in the future, which you are currently experiencing as the present. So, if you're wondering why I missed some video, let's just assume I was off traveling. Ok? Great. Enjoy the Playlist!
  • Krispy Kreme - Coolest Guys - they're back! Matt and I were discussing the legitimacy of these guys. Is this a perfect prank being pulled over on us all? Is this legit? What's the story here? If it's real, it's phenomenal. If it's a fake, I'm gonna be real bummed.
  • Temptations TV - sometimes it's hard to get behind the coal fire that is the advertising industry but then you see stuff like this and realize it's not all bad.
  • Play This! - there's some vulgarity involved here but it's all part of the joke.. I mean, for something so innocent the author seems _really_ mad. I love it.
  • How to catch a Kangaroo - You know what's coming but it's still super amusing. via Paul.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Dark Knight Rises with Pee-wee Herman Voices - well played Jimmy Fallon. Well played.
  • It Ain't Easy Being a Reporter - I know I've seen each of these clips on their own as they made their individual internet rounds but I am beyond pleased to see them all together in this perfect compilation.
Need more? Go see Paul, Chad, Erica or Danny.

Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - July 6th, 2012

posted July 6, 2012 #

It's been a short week (assuming you celebrated Independence Day) but that's no reason not to cut out early from work and continue to treat yourself. Right? Enjoy the playlist while you contemplate the notion.
  • Bill Clinton Plays M83 - I've probably watched this about 50 times this week already. It never gets old. Ever.
  • Cat Conflict - I should not enjoy this as much as I do but the cartoonish movement gets me every single time.
  • A Conversation with my 12 Year Old Self - in 1992, Jeremiah McDonald recorded a conversation with his future self . Now, in 2012, he responds. Conceptually this is great but I wanted more ridiculous footage of his younger self. Maybe there will be more of these in the forthcoming years.
  • MTV Night Videos 2012 - so many amazing MTV bumpers from Kungen & Hertigen. Love it.
  • Hot Weather in Richmond - what a kooky weatherman!
  • Fireworks Fail Compilation - yes, San Diego won July 4th but it's always good to have a reminder that playing with fireworks can lead to looking like an idiot (And possible severe facial burns). Stay careful.
Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - June 29th, 2012

posted June 29, 2012 #

It's Friday! Time to act like you're working but, really, just plan for the weekend and not really do much. Right? I hope so. Here's your playlist and some bonus goods below. BONUS Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - June 22nd, 2012

posted June 22, 2012 #

The only good part about being gone from Friday Videos for a week is that it gives me two weeks of unseen videos to pull from. Some of this playlist may be old news to you but I haven't laughed this heartily in quite some time. Still need more? Watch this new What Are You Doing Tonight? - always surprisingly entertaining.

Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - June 8th, 2012

posted June 8, 2012 #

Hey, guess what, I'm off to Iceland for the next week. I'm not even bringing my laptop so I won't be posting a dang thing. So, you better enjoy the playlist because it's all your getting while I'm away. Apologies on the hiatus but sometimes ya gotta do it. That's it! Hope you enjoyed it. Oh, and if oyu haven't seen The Wire: The Musical yet, do yourself a favor and get on that.

In my absence, just check on Devour or Fifth World or whatever if you need find yourself in need of entertainment. Have a great week.

Friday Videos - June 1st, 2012

posted June 1, 2012 #

Some of the gems in this weeks playlist take a little bit to fully flourish in your palette. So, be patient, you'll get there.
  • Goal Celebrations FX - I was dying laughing watching this; every single time.
  • Walking in Slow Motion - I don't know the back story here and don't want to. I choose to believe Bill Murray just went ahead with these guys silly little idea and it turned out great.
  • Bill's Rules - speaking of Bill Murray. Did you know that 1982 Era Murray can compare directly (1:1 ratio) with Dr. Steve Brule. Sure, the accents are different but the intentions are the same.
  • Kreayshawn - Breakfast (Syrup) - I honestly can not tell if this is an honest musical undertaking or a parody video. Viral video for Miss Butterworth's? Jokes on us? Please?
  • Cat Walking Down Fridge - because a quality Friday Video playlist features a cat doing something crazy.
  • Krispy Kreme - Best Friends - here's the thing. I've seen other videos from this teenage rap duo but it never really hit home how endearing it was until "Best Friends" dropped. I get it now. It rides that fine line between "Should I laugh at this?" and "I legitimately love this for its earnestness." It's engaging in the strangest way. Watch the whole thing because the callout at the end is amazing.
  • The Dark Knight a la Hitchcock - what happens when you take the first five minutes of The Dark Knight and put the opening score from Hitchcocks Vertigo over top? Turns out you get a surprisingly excellent mashup of audio and video. Can we start the rumor that this was done intentionally? It would fit well with plenty of other theories.
That's it! As always, if you're craving more - just hit up Paul's VHX, it is an ongoing smorgasbord of absurd, ridiculous and entertaining videos. Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - May 25th, 2012

posted May 25, 2012 #

What a week! Hopefully you've got big plans for the three day weekend and will start it off right by enjoying the playlist for the week. Maybe not the strongest in the history of Friday Videos but there's some sincere entertainment within:
  • Boys Night In - what's a little innuendo between friends? some NSFW language / actions but quite entertaining. via Chris.
  • Pretty Celebrities Turn Ugly - just stare at the cross and get some awesome, natural, facial distortion going on.
  • Norman Rides a Bike - Chad and I find this quite disturbing.
  • Happy Food - the folks at Yum Yum London make some great animations; this is a prime example of such.
  • Woodkid - Run Boy Run - if you've not seen the video for Iron yet, watch that first. I believe they're all connected in some way. Both are, without question, fascinatingly epic. Love the Krampus creatures.
  • Lambada - Computer Dance - Every time I see a movie clip from this era involving computers I am completely baffled. Who thought this was a good idea? Ever. via Paul.
Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - May 18th, 2012

posted May 18, 2012 #

Here we go again. I've had a week that was, primarily, offline so I may have missed some of the heavier hitters but I still think you'll enjoy the playlist. Dive in! Still need more? Enjoy this, this or maybe even this.. despite it's over the top vulgarity.

Have a phenomenal weekend!

Friday Videos - May 11th, 2012

posted May 11, 2012 #

Since I'm out in California having a bit of a mini-vacation, the playlist will be a bit short this go around. Quality over quantity, right? Lets hope so:
  • Memory Bank - this is, apparently, almost two years old but entirely new to me. Some sort of bumper for an MTV program I've never heard of. Frankly, I just love the look of it and could watch a good 10 more hours in this style.
  • Life Advice from Twitter - I missed the boat the first time around when Ze Frank made his mark on the Interwebs but I'm really enjoying following along properly this time.
  • Nick Waterhouse - "Some Place" - I've seen the vinyl and the live versions of this track but it's nice to see the legit official video. Looking forward to that album big time.
  • Cyriak - Because - it's always good to watch a Cyriak video just to remind yourself that your nightmares could be way worse.
  • Cat Puke Compilation - against my better judgment I share with you this fine compilation of cats puking up hairballs set to Deadmau5. There's actually very little vomitting on screen but the anticipation is totally killer.
Have a great weekend. Don't forget to call your Mom and remind her you love her.

Friday Videos - May 4th, 2012

posted May 4, 2012 #

This morning when I woke up it felt like Saturday. Hopefully this means good things for when Saturday actually arrives. It does not, however, bode well for my being at all productive today. Here's your playlist and the breakdown below!
  • Window Surprise - the surprise itself is absolutely ridiculous but the narration puts it in the realm of perfection.
  • Manly Eyedrops - these eyedrops are menthol. Why does this exist?!!?
  • Kracie - Happy Kitchen - would you like to spend 40 minutes crafting a miniature meal that probably tastes like pla-doh? Here's the walkthrough. It's long but it's fascinating.
  • Where Things Come From - a 1:30 ad for a fictional TV program. The motion graphics / animation are super awesome.
  • Speakeasy with Paul F Thompkins - new original content series from Made Man featuring Paul F Thompkins drinking with his funny friends. How this ended up on some bizarro Maxim-esque site I will never know but I'll still happily watch the episodes.
  • Iron Man Cosplay - let your inner nerd fill with awe watching this kids ridiculously articulated Iron Man outfit. Viral video for The Avengers or legit super fan?
  • Chicken Beatboxing - you assume this will end in abject failure but it's actually a glowing success.
  • Giorgio Moroder - Baby Blue (Maru Cat) - two things have never come together so perfectly.
Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - April 27th, 2012

posted April 27, 2012 #

I've been super busy this week but thanks to VHX (and Paul's relentless goodness), we've got a quality round of videos this week. Enjoy the playlist and the videos above.
  • Car Ride Blows Cat's Mind - I am almost 100% sure I've seen this before but every time I view it, I laugh hysterically. So it's okay. Sometimes revisiting classics is a good thing.
  • Say No to Drugs, Say Yes to Roller Skating - another enjoyable intentionally low budget commercial from Rhett and Link. As usual, they nailed it.
  • Crown Crust Burger from Pizza Hut - Pizza Hut's new "Royal Masterpiece." This is one of those horrible concoctions that gets us one step closer to Idiocracy's version of Fuddruckers.
  • 2 Days of Automatic Cat Feeder - why this cat is going bonkers against the auto cat feeder is beyond me but I was crying laughing while watching him do so. I totally lost it during the cat fight at the end.
  • Gaz Coombes - Hot Fruit - from the forthcoming new Gaz solo record. The video is pretty crazy but the song is something I think everyone will enjoy.
  • The Avengers 1978 Movie Promo - remember when The Avengers came out in 1978? Yea, it was just like this. Complete with KISS, Paul Lynde and the most hysterical looking Iron Man. Seriously.
  • Go Right - classical music set to a load of videogame characters doing what they do best; running right. via Mikesell.
  • Pbtfbthbpbpthbp - the video description reads "We had access to a slow motion camera for an hour, wanted to put it to good use." Well done guys.
  • Kung Fu Farting - easily the most infantile thing I've ever posted on a Friday Video compilation and, possibly, the entirety of yewknee's history.
Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - April 20th, 2012

posted April 20, 2012 #

No crazy gif this week because, frankly, nothing can top that inflated superman still. It'll all be clear when you see the actual video. Here's the playlist.
  • R2-D2's Other Message - yea, the joke is obvious but still worth a chuckle or two. The Tupac Hologram actually opens up some really questionable doors in the world of entertainment but I won't get into that here.
  • Video game planets - not particularly wacky, just a nice bit of graphic design & animation representing some recognizable games.
  • Joe Biden BLR Soundbite - yep, these are still amusing from start to finish.
  • Nicolas Cage performs John Cage - if you're not familiar with 4'33" this probably won't make much sense. If you are familiar, you get the stupidity of the joke.
  • Superman Body Inflation - 5 minutes of a weird fetish you don't even want to begin to understand. There are plenty more videos from Love To Inflate if you're curious.
  • Henri 2, Paw de Deux - life is a weight that Henri can hardly handle.
  • Eating Pizza - you have never been this cool eating pizza.
Bonus
  • Chakkani Chukka - I posted this awhile back for a prior edition of Friday Videos but it's worth a revisit. Maybe it can be your weekend project to recreate it in its entirety.
  • Ted Turner Birthday Wishes - Ted Turner on Conan gets me every time.
  • KK Slider - Hurt - not visually interesting but this bizarre Animal Crossing cover of Johnny Cash's version of NIN's "Hurt" is oddly entrancing. I love it.
That's it! Have a great weekend. Remember to make an effort to support Record Store Day.

Friday Videos - April 13th, 2012

posted April 13, 2012 #

Hey, it's Friday the 13th! But, more importantly, it's just Friday. So here's your playlist. If you're in the Nashville area, I suggest you hit up The Basement tonight.. just sayin.
  • Duane - you know what you're going to get when you watch an Everything Is Terrible video but sometimes, like with Duane, you just wanna watch it over and over.
  • Best Worst Car Chase Ever - you think Michael Bay is over the top? Think again. All action movies should be this ridiculous. via Paul.
  • A Dramatic Surprise on a Quiet Street - yes, this is a viral video for TNT but sometimes advertising is done well enough that you just can't deny its goodness. This is one of those rare times.
  • JJ - the caption says it all "Best 2.71 seconds of your life." Also via Paul - a true collector of great things.
  • Green Khil Zone - this is too weird to even attempt to describe. Also, completely mesmerizing. Thank you Josh.
  • Super Seinfeld Bros - Seinfeld style instrumentation doing the Mario Bros music works amazingly well. See also: Hip Hop Matlock Theme.
  • Dancing on the Moon - yea, it's an Intel ad but because it's Japanese it's too weird for words.
Have a great weekend!

Friday Videos - April 6th, 2012

posted April 6, 2012 #

I've, mostly, had my head down this week trying to knock out a handful of projects so it is entirely possible that I missed out on the Must See Goodness of the week. Despite that, I think this playlist will properly entertain. Enjoy.
  • Project Glass: With Ads - this seems like the most realistic parody I've seen of the ole Google Glasses project yet.
  • Blowing a CD Bubble - yea, this is a weird video.. slow pacing, weird narration and assumed results but wait - the outcome is not what you expect. Crazy.
  • The Devil's Apricot - a 3 minute mockumentary clip on record producer Damon Lewis, Satan's right hand man. I laughed aloud multiple times on multiple viewings. via Paul.
  • Zeus - Are You Gonna Waste My Time? - not only is this album great but this video is a fun throwback to when videos were an insane art project undertaking. Food marionette puppets? Confused dogs? Sure, why not?!
  • Don't Be That Awkward Runner - when I saw "The Flightless Bird" I knew I had to share. It's probably best to shut it off after the introduction of the styles.
  • When Drunk People Dance - I think I could watch this all day. via Chris.
  • Juggalo Ryda Song Number 29 - I'm all for not mocking Juggalos but this video caught me so off guard with the level of surprises it contained I couldn't look away.
  • I Will Feast On Your Soul - what's going to happen here? Will there be some unexpected change? Are you able to look away from this dog's intense soul stabbing stare?
Have a great weekend! If you need a quick pick-me-up, just put this on repeat for a few hours.
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