I'd love to witness a flashmob and mimic what they were doing like I was part of it, but really kind of ruin it.
Life pro-tip: If you ever get any kind of high profile job, the first thing you should do is delete your twitter account.
In NYC during XOXO? You should go to this on September 12, a market where people exchange "Internet-ish" things: http://t.co/9U9vdTluys
i understand this is likely an unpopular opinion but I do not hate this. in fact, I may actually like it.
RT @bruce_arthur: Turn VMAs on, feel like I'm watching cartoons on acid, find peace that the culture has fully passed me by, turn VMAs off,…
Turn VMAs on, feel like I'm watching cartoons on acid, find peace that the culture has fully passed me by, turn VMAs off, listen to the wind
Going to try to watch the entirety of the VMA's, mostly just to validate my irrelevancy to the marketing world.
Woke up every hour last night like a new parent, except instead of baby, it was wasted frat boys playing a bucket like a drum & rapping.
that's a lot of Avalanches goodness to procure
If you are a restaurant in Nashville and you have an item called Nashville Hot Chicken, please close your doors and never open again.
My cab driver is JAMMING OUT to this and I couldn’t be more pleased. http://t.co/BQ6xSpCcve
I was fired from the NYTimes because I wouldn't stop proposing an article on my multiple kid rock theory
Just read the whole thing. Every sentence is a gift. http://t.co/RTL0CePJLG
All 24 of The Avalanches' mixtapes, live sets, and DJ sets: https://t.co/Bo8bJ3oliu
Nothing like an intense melancholy while having a beer alone at a bar and hearing “the night they drove ole Dixie down.” Oof.
Welcome to 2015- Apple finally makes USB-rechargable peripherals. http://t.co/6zXwH9kEnA
Jez Burrows will be exhibiting at San Francisco Zine Fest 2015! http://t.co/akGqaHDSP3
Why is my #1 advertisement Olive Garden? What did I say? What did I google?
this is just the tip of the iceberg but some very phenomenal images here
Talked to Quentin Tarantino for our Fall Preview issue: http://t.co/hqFQIZtZiY
I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work. http://t.co/TFAogiJVOB
What if Jeb’s hand is black because he tried to destroy a cursed horcrux? https://t.co/OGu2ywwRhO
Told my friend's daughter that Kinder Eggs are actually Minion coffins. Now she's crying and I feel like Satan. http://t.co/nqFH3usU97