“The crust is so good, I won’t even give it to my dog.” #overheardinnashville
An excellent book from an excellent show. wiresandfires too good. Hope you got one if you were… https://t.co/epDy0XrADx
Visited the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid today. Very weird but oddly well done. Helluva view. http://t.co/7A3CK38NJR
We don't have flying skateboards, but I can ask my telephone how tall Frankie Muniz is and it will tell me - so that's something. #2015
Alright. Enough of this asshole. Final straw, that’s it. http://t.co/q5Pq0vegBX
Our thoughts and prayers are not enough—it's time to take action. http://t.co/qfEm0j9r3V
FYI: There are recordings of just cats purring on YouTube that just go on for hours: https://t.co/k90PscF84D
For those of you who don’t follow us on Instagram, we posted this tidbit in light of the exciting Mars news today https://t.co/r4ykhHypA9
"Here, follow me down this dark alley where nothing good could possibly happen." – What I think when I get a website that has to load
Want to hear something crazy? We didn't even realize there was a blood moon, but here Stevie Nicks and I are, drinking rosé in a cemetery.
If you want to give your Blood Moon a real ‘Melancholia’ vibe, stare at it motionless while listening to this: https://t.co/EVqVNRIU4n
Good lord! The Blood Moon is BRIGHT in my neighborhood! Wow! http://t.co/PRaXaC0AXp
Got to 100 posts. Took me 137 days to get there, but my excuse was good. https://t.co/JZHRBJ7bc8
Caption every New Yorker cartoon with: “Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
Sigourney Weaver joins Paul Feig's Ghostbusters reboot http://t.co/7wUHsOtB8w
if ever there was a need for Twitter Thread to Music Playlist, this is it
Hard at work on VHX apps for the new Apple TV (tvOS) 📺 http://t.co/OjpFlDdtIC
On ad blocking. A year from now: "I use their web version, there is just way too much ads on their native app."
Photo: Installation view of 25 Portraits for Installed at Oregon State University http://t.co/rT9v51YLfg
I just want to troll famous filmmakers by having them re-shoot their own famous scenes with increasingly ludicrous restrictions.
Skepticism be damned. I'm absolutely giddy about a new ELO album and this first track is great: http://t.co/YyM6xFXAcG
I'm just painting in bed watching Netflix with my cat. http://t.co/knZvHYN7Yp
It's getting to the point where I almost feel bad telling so many people on the street that I'm not Jewish #happynewyear
Dear Friends With Children, please consider this Bloody Eyeball costume for your miniature loved one this year. http://t.co/yjhvqKHHNc
It's not you its me: I can't tell the difference between anyone's Peanuts avatar. You are all Lucy. Sorry.
Most affordable spot to buy vinyl imports? Any suggestions? Wanna support the indies but don't wanna lose my retirement buying a record.
Dude from The Weekend has hair that looks like a cat reaching for the stars. http://t.co/XDOGnLW84u
My uber driver just emphatically asked me if I speak Russian and then offered me candies. #blest