Act Like a Werewolf

How To Act Like A Werewolf

Have you been feeling like your freetime spent acting like a werewolf has been a bit subpar? Well, then by all means, please take some time to reference this WikiHow article on How to Act Like a Werewolf. You will receive such sage advice as:
Always move. Werewolves are supposed to be constantly in motion, so always move - whether it's just jiggling your foot or actually running around. When pretending to be a werewolf, develop an aggressive approach - move with more power than you usually do, and approach from the side, as if you're following wolf hunting tactics.
And, most importantly:
This is pretending. Make this clear to anyone watching, as otherwise they can be disturbed or even call the police.
Big thanks to Joey for the tips.

Comments

  • It may be pretending for you mate but I have to live with this condition..
    Chris on Friday, July 29th, 2011 @ 3:26am
  • Really I can't find anyone like me in my neiborhood I wish to form a pack but everyone thonks I'm crazy
    thunderpaw on Saturday, April 21st, 2012 @ 8:29pm
  • I dont know anyone in my neiborhood or highschool that is a werewolf. It sucks. So now I have to blend in with humans, not that I havnt done it before, its just before I knew some wolfs. But I moved so, I'm a lone wolf I guess you could say. Email me at lovincalifornia97@gmail.com. I wanna talk to my fellow wolfs and see if we live in the same area.
    England on Sunday, October 21st, 2012 @ 6:28pm
  • probebly none of you are werewolves (some of you might be) but anyway I did intensive study and even set up a camera a night on a full I woke up out of my bet with the camera smashed against a wall Im searosly worried am i insane or a an actual Lycan
    Unknown on Saturday, November 24th, 2012 @ 2:24pm
  • i have a pack and if anyone wants to join you can com and hunt with us in waldorf but no killing humans im a alpha werewolf and we can control our anger when i wolf form so fill free to join the tribe
    howlbythemoonlight on Wednesday, February 13th, 2013 @ 6:09pm
  • Anyone got a pack I can join
    tyler on Sunday, May 5th, 2013 @ 8:08pm
  • You guys might not believe me but I am a real werewolf. I am white with blue eyes and I have wings, I am also the companion of princess Luna. I can go into dreams, shape shift, and have a serious anger issue sometimes. if your a werewolf and want to chat with me, my e-mail is amandasuz@live.com . im a female alpha in my pack, wintersglade
    Asterix on Friday, May 24th, 2013 @ 12:00pm
  • Well, I have no werewolfs in my high school, or in my neighbourhood, so that sucks. I am a lone wolf, and am kinda, looking for anyone out there, that I could hang with. If so, you could email me at livelikejay1996@gmail.com and yeah, I'm in high school. I'm 17.
    MC on Monday, June 10th, 2013 @ 9:04pm
  • I explaind to my friends that I'm a werewolf and I've been a wolf in my past life and I still am a wolf but I'm a wolf traped in a human body and apparently I'm a furry wolf 24/7 7days a weak and 365 days a year and my friends aren't so basically I'm the lone wolf
    SASUSKA on Thursday, June 13th, 2013 @ 11:51am
  • I'm basically someone that is mixed with emotions. I have anger problems and I'm different from the rest. Everyone calls me Wolfy because I know a lot about wolves I can run 2 miles without stopping on daily basis. I bark whenever I get hurt or when something bad happens. But it would be awesome if I can turn into an actual wolf. Does anyone know how I can??
    Wolfy on Monday, June 24th, 2013 @ 11:32pm
  • So I am a werewolf. I've been called a freak, insane, and a fool. I'm bullied constantly because I have long, sharp teeth I seriously haven't filed them down and I break the skin when I bit someone and I have pointy ears. I do have a pack though. So I'm not alone. Werewolves unite!
    AvanMontiggeroni on Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013 @ 4:41am
  • i am the alpha of my pack
    isaac on Friday, July 5th, 2013 @ 11:58am
  • I am a werewolf but I have no pack email me if u have a pack I can join I like to be alpha though
    Stacy on Wednesday, July 10th, 2013 @ 11:05pm
  • Sry use a different email
    Stacy on Wednesday, July 10th, 2013 @ 11:20pm
  • im a young wolf no pack as well everyone in my town think im crazy , there seem to be no wolves in the area
    Genevieve on Saturday, July 20th, 2013 @ 2:10pm
  • im not in a pack. im a lone wolf. none of my friends know im a werewolf and there's this boy that i protect because hes really in tune with animals. we're kind of best friends now but i cant tell if he knows im a werewolf or not. he knows im kind of stand off-ish and he respects that but when the boys start messing with him he knows im there
    Mad Dog on Saturday, August 17th, 2013 @ 9:34pm
  • really, all this pretending I'm a real werewolf and I don't need all this acting
    joshua on Tuesday, August 20th, 2013 @ 12:29am
  • If only you knew about us, you have never met one of us. i find this rude to have this artical and im going to say somthing to the leader he will be mad that ou humans think you know about us
    Abbie on Saturday, September 7th, 2013 @ 3:06am
  • People don't believe in us? Well we exist! I have four others in my pack. If only you knew what we were like, then you'd be able to improve this loads.
    Louise on Sunday, September 8th, 2013 @ 1:42am
  • Okay, So i am Angel Rose Night. I go to Currituck County High School in North Carolina. I am a lone wolf. Nobody believes me when I say that I am a werewolf. They think I am crazy and that I need help. Feel free to email me at: 1316596@currituck.k12.nc.us if you want to talk. I need companions. Not relationship wise, but friendship wise. I am just so alone without others to be around me. ~Keep Calm, Howl, and Join The Wolf-pack~
    Angel Rose Night on Monday, October 14th, 2013 @ 3:54pm
  • ok... All you wanna be werewolves hey, im the real thing email me if u want, we can talk hang out and any guys and i mean any.... Just kidding but guys that are normal or real wolf, girls to we can be friends im in a pack dont ask about it unless ur wolf and can prove it, so bye Email me homies im a girl and sngle ready to mingle
    wolfgirl-joey- on Saturday, October 19th, 2013 @ 2:45pm
  • Email me guys, jordan18Ke@unioncityschools.org,
    wolfgirl-joey- on Saturday, October 19th, 2013 @ 2:47pm
  • I m not a werewolf but I find them pretty cool. I love them to bits but all my friends think Im crazy
    wolfblood.moon on Tuesday, November 5th, 2013 @ 11:59am
  • U guys really believe this ****? There is no such things as werewolves
    Nobody on Monday, November 25th, 2013 @ 1:22am
  • umm hi i want to be a werewolf i act like one though
    werewolfacthelp on Wednesday, December 11th, 2013 @ 2:43pm
  • ok im the real deal im not acting
    werewolfacthelp on Wednesday, December 11th, 2013 @ 5:52pm
  • I know this sounds crazy but I am an 11 year old werewolf my anger issuses go insane some times.once I wolk up in a tree will tears in my shirt and jeans. I need a pack and I am in middle school.
    deandre on Monday, December 16th, 2013 @ 3:00pm
  • I am a Alpha i need a pack, There is already 1 Girl in the pack. I am a white wolf with golden eyes, I have been on the news for killing something, someone.. I need a pack to protect. To be my brother, My sister, My family.
    Mia on Saturday, December 21st, 2013 @ 10:51am
  • My pack is needed today or sometime this week My email is
    Mia on Saturday, December 21st, 2013 @ 10:52am
  • My email is Mnmoton1122@yahoo.com
    Mia on Saturday, December 21st, 2013 @ 10:52am
  • Hi I am wolf I am a lone wolf I dont get too angry but I am the only one in my school im 11
    wolf like girl on Friday, February 7th, 2014 @ 11:43am
  • Test me and see if I'm a real werewolf
    Me on Saturday, February 15th, 2014 @ 3:37am
  • im a young 13 year old werewolf and ive been labelled as a threat by a so called "vampire" and I need help
    josh on Wednesday, February 19th, 2014 @ 2:43am
  • well im not a werewolf but i am a werefox so please dont make fun of me
    amos on Wednesday, February 19th, 2014 @ 9:17pm
  • i have a pack they except werewolves and were anything!
    amos on Wednesday, February 19th, 2014 @ 9:20pm
  • oh and by the way bont go near the so cald vampire ok
    amos on Friday, February 21st, 2014 @ 9:07pm
  • I have to put up with this every day and you all have to act and full moon out bygygvutfvtufvtyfvuctfuctffvy
    Jana on Sunday, March 16th, 2014 @ 2:41pm
  • I think I am a werewolf I said one of those spells and ah I have a dream ABIUT a wolf and I wake up in the back yard full of grass and Staines and I hear a lot of random stuff like right now I hear a girl screaming and I can smell something awfully wierd
    Haz on Wednesday, March 19th, 2014 @ 4:39am
  • My the wolf in my dream is black with red eyes
    Haz on Wednesday, March 19th, 2014 @ 4:40am
  • i wish i was not a werefox and i wish i was a werewolf
    amos on Saturday, March 22nd, 2014 @ 11:22pm
  • i hope that was not the full moon i just savcdsxcvhdddcvhfd
    amos on Saturday, March 22nd, 2014 @ 11:24pm
  • hay guys i just did a spell to become a werewolf so woo hoo
    amos on Wednesday, March 26th, 2014 @ 9:21pm
  • My friend's a werewolf and he protects me. Why does he.
    Destiney on Tuesday, April 1st, 2014 @ 5:15pm
  • He also wants me to join his pack. He says I'm a werewolf, I think I'm a stupid mortal
    Destiney on Tuesday, April 1st, 2014 @ 5:17pm
  • I'm a lone wolf :( I just started to form my own little "pack" and just found out I'm moving! My Beta will have to be the new Alpha female because we are a all female tribe. It's funny that I'm a alpha yet I am only 13 :P
    Luna_243 on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014 @ 12:31am
  • GGGRRRRRR!!!!!
    Luna_243 on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014 @ 12:34am
  • Recently I found out I was a wolf I have many different things happening to me can one of you flea bags help
    Luna_243 on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014 @ 12:38am
  • Are all werewolves demanding and make you do things and tell things?
    Destiney on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014 @ 3:17am
  • um kind of and i am a werewolf i need a pack so is enyone out there i live in Idaho :) and i am an omega male
    amos on Thursday, April 3rd, 2014 @ 8:27pm
  • i woke up WITH A DEAD CAT NEAR ME IN THE BACK YARD
    neajee on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014 @ 4:39pm
  • WHAT THA F#$@K
    neajee on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014 @ 4:39pm
  • whine whine people call me wolfgirl
    neajee on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014 @ 4:41pm
  • so i ate one of them
    neajee on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014 @ 4:42pm
  • you shouldn't eat people sh** im in wolf form and my "mom" is coming damn
    amos on Thursday, May 1st, 2014 @ 9:03pm
  • ok so my real name is fang but i got humans to think my name is amos and i was lying about the werefox thing i just well its hard to give your identity away but i am a real werewolf
    amos on Monday, May 26th, 2014 @ 4:05pm
  • HEY SO I AM A LONE WOLF I AM SORTA NEW IN MY TOWN I LIVE NEAR A ELEMENTORY SCHOOL NAMED ESCANDON ELMENTORY I WAS WONDERING IF THERE R ANY WEREWOLVES OUT THERE SO EMAIL ME AT minecraftkiller32.sp@gmail.com. plz i am very lonely bye guys
    Samantha perez on Tuesday, July 8th, 2014 @ 12:10am
  • Well I'm not a werewolf but I'm a witch and I think I have the right spell for your vampire problem. Email me if interested.%uD83C%uDF19
    Luna casdelas on Saturday, July 19th, 2014 @ 6:07pm
  • Omg. Hi Luna!!! She's not kidding. She took care of my vampire problem. Thanks for your help by the way. See you at school, luna!!!
    yin tobaska on Saturday, July 19th, 2014 @ 6:16pm
  • Hey, Luna!!! Hey Yin!!! I am a witch too and more than anything, vampires hate competition. Mark your territory and let those bloodsuckers know you mean business.(or kill them) it's really all up to you. Ok , don't kill them. That's a bad idea.
    Abi Ham on Saturday, July 19th, 2014 @ 6:22pm
  • Wait...if you guys are witches then what are doing on a werewolf site?
    Shawn lilcan on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:14am
  • I was on here by accident. My bad.
    Abi Ham on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:15am
  • Me too. I was just bored. But I believe all of you. You can become anything you want to be. (Werewolves and witches included)
    a random person on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:18am
  • I'm not a witch. I'm just a customer of one. :)
    Yin tobaska on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:21am
  • I am a werewolf, but I am all alone. I need a pack to run with. Plz. :(
    twilight lover152 on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:23am
  • I don't believe any of you.
    kill joy 818 on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:26am
  • Everyone...shun the non believer. Kill joy 818...you are hereby shunned.
    Abi Ham on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:27am
  • Omg!!! I love Charlie the unicorn!!! I agree. Shun the non believer!!!
    Scarlet terroh on Sunday, July 20th, 2014 @ 11:37am
  • I want to be a werewolf and belong in a werewolf pack but nothing has worked I've tried spells, potions, chants but nothing has worked please help me be what I wish to be if you have ant ideas please email me at @gmail.com" target="_blank">www.timberwolf11@gmail.com thank you very much :)
    timberwolf on Friday, August 15th, 2014 @ 9:44am
  • I don't understand.... Why are you telling the world this??? I mean, anyone can get on here..... I just don't want someone to get killed because of stupid people.
    Someoneconfused on Monday, September 29th, 2014 @ 12:35pm
  • Ok so I believe I might be a werewolf. I made the mistake of telling my parents, and now I have a counselor!! I put a camera up, and in the morning there was a pArt of it where I was howling, climbing out a WINDOW!!!!!! And I sleep on the 2nd floor of a 2 story house. I'm worried about my mental/nightly health.....
    LycanthropeK on Sunday, October 12th, 2014 @ 8:17pm
  • Well I just found out I was a werewolf and I have ice and pai
    wolf on Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014 @ 6:53pm
  • I just found out I was a werewolf and I have ice and pain powers and I have a really hard time controlling my anger issues and my powers. I'm afraid I might like turn into a wolf in school...not good. Any tips on controlling my fellow werewolves?!?
    wolf on Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014 @ 6:55pm
  • PS my real name is luna
    Luna on Thursday, December 4th, 2014 @ 6:14pm

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