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Look At This Kitten!!!

I know you are old and grumpy and at this point nearly everything in your immediate surroundings irritates you constantly. You sit at home on the couch you've had for twenty years in the same spot watching your same old television that shows the same old rehashed news stories and mundane Larry King buffoonery. Your only joy in life is waiting for Friday night to call the police on your young neighbors for being too loud with their hip-hopping and light beers and fun time attitudes. The neighborhood just isn't the same anymore, is it? The bright colors and sharp edges of your once exciting life have all dulled. Your zest for girly magazines and waxing your Buick have long faded. Even your bi-weekly poker buddies have become irritating with their war stories and reminiscing on fifty year old fictional sexual conquests.

You need a change. A focus for your old, tired thoughts. An extra ray of sunshine for the sunset of your life. You need a KITTEN!

Take a minute to look at the picture below. Go ahead, drink it all in. Let those tiny, sad eyes melt your heart just a little. This kitten was found in a storm drain. A fucking storm drain! He had no chance of survival out there -- he was sure to die a sad, lonely death. You have the chance now to save his life. You have the chance now to save YOUR life. This kitten will love you forever, he will be your morning, noon and night, your every breath, your sun and moon. All he wants is the chance to make your crummy, sad life just a little better. Help him help you.

Let this kitten be your Anderson Cooper.