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Apr 17, 2009

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

These Uncomfortable Plot Summaries are hilariously accurate.

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.

There are loads and loads of them.. well worth a read through.

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